Rainbows make everything better. A cupcake? How about a rainbow-colored cupcake! A small poodle? Let's try a rainbow-colored small poodle! Hazy memories of your childhood? Definitely better when they're rainbow-colored! Existential dread? If it's rainbow-colored, I'm de-dreading it! But what makes things even better is Coffee. We decided to give you the best of both worlds with our new RAINBOW COFFEE ALTER EGO. Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.